This isn't working

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok so I have come to the conclusion that this is not really working as planned. The plan was I post question that has been on my mind and you guys comment so we can all get a good laugh. Well ONE person has commented. Now i am thoroughly convinced it has something to do with this recession we are going through. Now I want you all to remember that if we just push through this hard time we can make. We need to hold together and we need to change. Of course none of you will get that joke cause no one will read this hahahahaha. I feel a little wierd sometimes cause its really just like Im talking to myself. But oh well i figure that one day someone other than just Emma will follow this blog. Maybe some time in the future some geeky nerd Internet Archeologists (If those exist) will "dig up" my blog and it could change the course of history. Ya its unlikely but its a nice thought. So here is another question for all one of you. Yes hahaha just you Emma. 

But anyhoo if you could be any one in the world and do anything as that person then what would it be? 

A little more light hearted question for you cause Im writing this really late, well not really but it feels late. hahahahahaha